Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Lessons Learned - Week One


 

We hit the road last Thursday and our first stop was Atlanta to see Tanya’s daughter graduate from the Police Academy. Twelve weeks of grueling PT, being tasered, pepper sprayed, shot at (with simulation rounds), and beaten up finally culminated in her graduation ceremony and being sworn in as a police officer. Proud mom moment.


The weekend was filled with fun and laughter and good food and family and sunshine and thunderstorms and shopping and more food.  It was exactly what a celebratory weekend should be.

Patrick and I both have work in Houston this week, so I flew in while he drove Le Bus (and this is how it will be referred to henceforth). At the end of this week we’ll finally be “officially” on our way, but lest you think we’re wasting precious time, think again. We are learning plenty of lessons as we go, and because we’re selfless like that, we’re happy to share them with you:

Lessons Learned On the Road:

Hampton’s foam pillows are better than Marriott’s feather pillows. I’m picky about my pillows and it had to be said.

A Krispy Kreme donut hot off the line is worth ruining your diet (and selling your soul) for; to quote Patrick, it was “a party in my mouth.” In fact, it was so good I went back to the counter and tried to purchase another one. The cashier gave it to me and wouldn’t take my money; I’m torn between suspecting she recognized a woman in the throes of a sugar fix or thinking she was just embarrassed for me because of the drooling. But guess what? No regrets.


             
A Moment of Silence Please...When the car you’re towing is covered in red stuff…it’s NOT ketchup as I innocently thought. The good news? We didn’t kill whatever it was. The bad news…we couldn’t avoid driving over it afterwards. Ick. Sorry.

See your sister whenever you can. We shopped, we laughed, we talked, I gave her a cool ring, and she took one of my kids home with her – it was a great trade.

Patrick took this picture of us while experimenting with camera filters and she said it perfectly captures our entire relationship; she earnestly paying attention and me telling her what to do in her ear. (This is a lie but I will let it go since I am the older wiser sister…)

 

Texas Barbeque ain’t your momma’s barbeque.  Not sure if I’m a fan, but I did like the t-shirts. Feel free to edumacate me.

Notice the tiny stuff. Patrick was entranced with this coffee cup lid – a tiny heart that snapped into place when open.  (Have I mentioned how wonderful it is to be crazy about a romantic Frenchman?)


See old friends whenever you can. We had lunch with our friends Karen and Mark but completely forgot to take pictures. This is not surprising because this woman and I went back to school together (at the advanced age of “noneofyourbusiness”) and logged 37,000 miles walking and talking through Towne Lake while we solved marriage, family, children, and world problems. We were BUSY, ya’ll… and nothing has changed. We talked non-stop through lunch and then ran off without capturing the moment. So here is a picture of them looking the way we all once felt inside…young, happy, and completely unaware that our children would someday fall on the floor laughing at our wardrobe choices.  

I’ll bet you have a picture like that…if you’re brave enough, share it.  If not, just look at it and laugh a little and find that happy again.

L  

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Two Crazy Kids - One Big Idea

Tanya’s Story: 

Single again after ending a 4-year relationship, my 17-year old son thought it would be hilarious if I tried online dating.  I met nice guys and old guys, short guys and weird guys (one read my palm on the first date and said I was distant and reserved - he was right - I was so distant there wasn't a second date!) and then I met Patrick in a Panera for breakfast.

His French accent was adorable and his long legs and blue eyes were sexy. He was impatient (he asked my ETA while I was en route) and impulsive (he asked me out for the next day) and prickly (he got offended when I asked if he smoked) but there was something about him that made me think after the first date… “I’m either going to marry this guy or he’s going to break my heart.”  Within a month he wanted me to quit my job and run off to travel with him.  Being slightly less impulsive, I lasted a few months under his onslaught before I was able to make arrangements to work remotely while traveling.

Patrick’s Story:

After living in Delaware (chicken country) for a few years, I decided to move down to the sunshine state of Florida. I bought a small Mercedes Benz Sprinter and camped out at my good friends' place (Tom and Barbara) in Gulfport while I traveled around.

Like Tanya, I dabbled with online dating sites and found her. I loved her profile and pictures - I am a sucker for short red hair! A big plus for me was she loved music, motorcycle riding, exploring the country side, and finding off-beat cool places. She was the perfect co-pilot and a cute one! For the next few months we traveled each weekend around Florida, but this didn't fully satisfy me as I wanted to go back “on the road again.”  After spending a few weekends together in my original Sprinter, I knew I would need a larger RV for her zillion pair of shoes and outfits, so I bought the 2018 Unity TB (and she's already taken up ALL the storage) and we are on our way to a great adventure...!

Our Story:


So now we're following our feet and headed for Alaska!  We'd love for you to join us as we wander our way through the American West - Arizona, Utah, California, Colorado, Montana, Idaho, Oregon, Washington, Canada and beyond as we aim for Alaska and the North Pole!




See our path anytime by clicking on the "Where Are We Now" link on the left.  You can also get an inside look at the Mercedes Benz customized Sprinter we'll be traveling in by watching the YouTube video link at the left.

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